Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something
some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.
Some of my favorites include:
Shaft of Delight (1700s)
Womb Sweeper (1980s)
Master John Goodfellow (1890s)
Nimble-Wimble (1650s)
Corporal Love (1930s)
Staff of Life (1880s)
Spindle (1530s)
As good as ever twanged (1670s)
Gaying Instrument (1810s)
Beef Torpedo (1980s)
and last but not least, the first recorded use of the word Schlong, which was in 1865 CE. Tag yourself, I’m Nimble Wimble
And are the lovely ladies feeling left out? not to worry! Johnathon’s got you covered, gals, because he also made one for vaginas. Highlights:
Mrs. Fubb’s Parlor (1820s)
Poontang (1950s)
Spunk Box (1720s)
Ringerangroo (1930s)
Ineffable (1890s)
Itching Jenny (1890s)
Carnal Mantrap (1890s – a busy decade apparently)
Bookbinder’s Wife (1760s)
Rough Malkin (1530s)
Socket (1460s)
and a personal favorite, crinkum-crankum, circa approximately 1670.
watching a boy unbutton his pants to take his dick out makes me have the same feeling like when I’m in a restaurant and i see my food coming to my table
Here it is, the tutorial I’ve been asked about the most: Etyas liquids. I tried to make them as visual as possible, sorry, if it’s a mess for you c:
Every gif is separated by numbers, and an explanations can be found below:
1) Lighting
– After drawing your contours, think about the location of your main light.I’ll also add for myself some back light, like… Candle or something. Yeah.
– Your main light will track down the surface of your liquid string from the side it is shining. – Liquid itself will distort this light to the sides. – Same goes to the backlight, just in a smaller amount~
– It doesn’t need to be picture perfect. Liquids tend to be chaotic in structure.
2) Cover lighting
– Liquids are not just strings and tubes that hang everywhere. They can cover stuff too! With the following effects…
– Here’s our basic test tube. It has it’s own shine coefficient, but when we pour some liquid over – It implifies shining effect of the weird test tube, folowing the rules from the previous gif – It also will make coloration of the tube a bit darker… I’m sure you’re familiar with multiplying layer effect.
3) Distorion
– When the liquid crosses something, it will distort it, mixing colors with the background. – I prefer to draw that effect above every layer in the pic, copying colors around
4) Colors and opacity
– By adjasting colors, opasity and lighting strength, we can manipulate our drawing to appear like other liquids. There is nothing to show off here – you should try it yourself!
5) Viscosity
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Don’t forget about the viscosity of liquids. They can behave differently depending on their type.
6 – 7) Little tips
Drawing liquid covering an object without contours
– Apply your liquid via Multiplier layer effect or Screen effect with the gradient tool or airbrush. – Make holes in it wherever you want – Draw your lighting over it, avoiding the holes and bending the light around them a little – Erase the light where your gradient ends – Draw light around the borders of the liquid
Drawing puddles
– Draw basic shape vith Multiplyier or Screen effect, blur at some points, maybe add holes. – Puddles tend to reflect large amount of visible lighting, and less in the shadows – Draw your lighting, bluring it on the blured sections and bending aroud crisp borders
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