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Imagine riding your favorite character while wearing black and long knee socks, torturing them by the slow rhythm of your hips. They can’t take their eyes off you, gritting their teeth as you sit on their hard, big member, gasping loudly, staring their eyes that burn from pleasure. “What a bad boy you’ve been”, you whisper between your low, provocative moans. “You know you need to be punished, don’t you?” They try to make you ride them faster by conducting your hips with their hands, but you don’t let them, pinning their wrists above their head and smiling mischievously, kissing their lips very quick as you move your hips away just to slide tortuously on their length, loving to see your little boy blushing and counting to ten so they can last longer. You ruin their plans by start riding them as fast as you can, proud to hear all of the groans and gasps they make, barely breathing.

Good evening dear friends, I have a delightful innuendo for you, in the form a short drabble~

Enjoy~

As Elizabeth sat beside the roaring air conditioner, she wondered why the fuck it was already in the 90s outside when it wasn’t even summer. She was reduced to little more than sitting beside said ac and hoping she didn’t spontaneously combust.

Meanwhile, her husband Ahkmenrah, was perfectly happy. He was flitting about the garden, tending to the already ample tomato crop. Elizabeth grumbled to herself. She was of course happy that Ahk didn’t have to suffer like she did, but still. Did he have to be to gorgeously happy? 

It was when she noticed the garden hose in his hands that she got a brilliant (and frankly obvious) idea for a way to beat the heat. Not even bothering to put on a bathing suit, Elizabeth marched outside and hooked up a large sprinkler to the extra hose. She jumped, darted, and flipped around in the sprinkler streams until her entire body was dripping with water. As she stood basking in the coolness, she felt eyes on her. 

Sure enough, Ahk was standing and watching her, a fond smile on his face.

“Having fun, goddess?”

She grinned, “Yep! I feel better already!”

Noticing that Ahk didn’t have a single spot of water on him, Elizabeth opened her arms and beckoned him closer.

“Why don’t ya give me a hug?”

He scoffed and shook his head, “Not a chance! You’re absolutely soaking wet!”

She lunged forward, seizing him in her arms. She held him off the ground and smirked at him, a mischievous gleam in her eyes.

“I thought you loved it when I get wet for you~”

Ahk snorted and burst into a peal of shocked laughter. He lightly smacked his wife on the arm,

“You naughty creature! That was positively lewd!”

She grinned, her fangs bared in her mirth, “I know right?! That’s one of the best I’ve ever come up with!”

The two laughed, wheezing and snorting at their own lewd jokes. 

yuurivoice:

So, like many people, I watched Aggretsuko recently and fell in love with Haida. I’m going to assume that many of you stumbling upon this may not be following me, so a quick note: I’m a voice actor who does fandom stuff with various characters, some things are skits, encouragement for the listener, etc. and other things are spicy NSFW moaning and naughty bits. I know, sounds weird. It’s a thing…trust me.

It’s important to note that I don’t do impressions. I have no belief that I am “doing the voice” as represented by the actual voice actors, this is simply my interpretation, drawing more on the character’s mannerisms and delivery than perfectly mimicking the voice. This is me, doing my take on the character.

This audio contains:

  • The “I wanna punch him…” moment.
  • The hospital scene between Haida and Retsuko.
  • A post Season 1 skit where Fenneko takes Haida out for a spa day and he’s treated to a massage that feels so good he needs to call it off before he gets too excited. This is the bit that contains the implied NSFW stuff so…do wear some headphones.

I really wanna dabble with Haida’s voice more and do some audios so if you’re interested just hit me up in the DM’s. I’m also wiling to take small requests (i.e. things that would take 1-2 minutes) but those aren’t necessarily guaranteed…I’m just…really thrilled with Haida’s character and I have a lot of emotions. 

I also do non-fandom related audios, but some of my most popular audios involve characters like Yuuri Katsuki (Yuri on Ice), Guzma (Pokemon Sun/Moon), and Prince Sidon (LoZ: Breath of the Wild) so if your curiosity is piqued, feel free to check out my content.

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