anotheropti:

I got bored of searching for lists I’d already used, and didn’t want to alter anyone’s RP lists for this. Send a ship, category letter, and number (example: ”April/Andy, A1!”) and I’ll write you a smut ficlet based on that! 

If you have multiple requests, please send them as separate asks so that I can reply to each of them with a separate fic per post!

     A. VANILLA

1. Heavy kissing/heavy makeout
2. Dry humping/clothed sex
3. First time
4. Oral sex
5. Sex
6. Doggy style
7. Rimming
8. With toys
9. Multiple partners
10. Trying a new position
11. Penetrative anal sex

12. Phone/video sex
13. Masturbation
14. Face-sitting
15. Mutual masturbation
16. Prompter’s choice

     B. ROMANTIC

1. Extensive talking during foreplay and sex
2. Body worship
3. Surprise visit at job/school/etc
4. Romantic lighting/set up by one partner
5. Overly romantic gesture that turns other partner on way too much
6. With lovey-dovey music playing
7. Taking a trip the other has always wanted to
8. Massage
9. First “I love you”
10. Tantric sex
11. Slow, patient foreplay/sex
12. Heavy eye contact
13. Spooning position
14. Hands focus/holding hands
15. Prompter’s choice

     C. GOOFY

1. Being dared to have sex by someone else
2. Laughing
3. With food
4. In costume
5. Comical roleplay
6. Fumbling, tickly, giggly sex
7. Attempting to go down on them under the kitchen table
8. Giving a failed striptease/lap dance
9. Watching porn together and making fun of the actors/scenes
10. Distracting the other with sex
11. Obscene or ridiculous dirty talk in public
12. Discovering a partner writes smutty fanfiction and reads it together/to each other
13. Sexting gone wrong
14. Birthday surprise!
15. Prompter’s choice

     D. HARDCORE

1. Rough sex
2. Comeplay
3. Serious/intense roleplay
4. Pegging/strapons
5. Sloppy, dirty sex
6. Jackhammering
7. Breathplay
8. Double penetration
9. Spanking (heavy)
10. Fisting
11. Object penetration
12. Cock/vagina worship (specify)
13. Squirting
14. Face-fucking
15. Prompter’s choice

     E. KINKY

1. Painplay
2. Fetish fulfillment
3. Exhibitionism
4. Sensory deprivation
5. Extreme bondage
6. Dom/sub dynamic
7. Play party
8. Knifeplay
9. Humiliation (public or private)
10. Orgasm denial
11. Gags
12. Begging
13. Aftercare
14. Safeword use

15. Prompter’s choice of kink

     F. SITUATIONAL

1. In an elevator/otherwise enclosed space
2. At workplace/school
3. Knowing someone else can hear
4. At a movie theater
5. In a restaurant
6. Against a wall
7. In a car
8. On public transport
9. In a shower
10. Outdoors
11. In front of/by a mirror
12. On a specific holiday (prompter’s choice)
13. At a partner’s parents’ house
14. In a bath tub
15. Prompter’s choice of location

owlespresso:

Some of these are very dumb/not meant to be serious lol. Enjoy.

1. “Hush, angel.”
2. “Shh. You don’t want the others to hear us, right?”
3. “Just let it happen, alright?”
4. “Stop trying to fuck everything that moves!”
5. “Relax. I’ll take care of you.”
6. “You left too many hickies on me!”
7. “Come closer. I don’t bite.”
8. “Aah!! Don’t bite so hard!”
9. “I’m gonna show you a whole new world… of sex.”
10. “We are not going skinny dipping.”
11. “A l-little faster, please!”
12. ”Are you bending over like that on purpose, or…?”
13. “We gotta cuddle for warmth, y’know?”
14. “Your chest is so squishy!”
15. “Do you like it when they watch?”
16. “I am NOT wearing that.”
17. “You’re drunk. Stop grinding on me.”
18. “Begone, thot.”
19. “I showed you my dick and you have the nerve to call me a thot!”
20. “Sriracha sauce is not meant to be used in this fashion!”

genitalsanxiety:

musingofmemes:

My muse has to pick one or the other. They have to pick one. Not neither, not both.

Submissive or Dominant?
Whips or Chains?
Handcuffs or Shibari?
Pillow Princess or Power Bottom?
Voyeur or
Exhibitionist?
Blindfolds or Spreader Bars?
Butt Plugs or
Vibrators?
Edging or Multiple Rounds?
Knots or Ovipositor?
Spanking or Scratching?
Ball Gag or Muzzle?
Strap on or Double
Sided Dildo?
On on one or Group Sex?
Vanilla or Kinky?
Lengthy Cocks or Girthy Cocks?
Small Boobs or Large Boobs?
Ass
or Chests?
Thighs or Arms?
Hot Wax or Knifeplay?
Loud or Quiet?
Biting or Sucking?
Collars or Piercings?
Costumes or Lingerie
Monogamy or Polyamory? 
Laughing and silliness during sex or
Intensity and power struggle during sex?
Fucking a Virgin or
Fucking someone with experience?
Face to face or from behind?
Phone sex or Sexting?
Cumming
inside or Cumming outside
Being filled or Bukkake
Dirty Talk or Degradation?
Role play or Porn on in the background?
Public Edging or Filming
in the Bedroom?
Condom or Bareback?
Lube or Raw?
Video Call Masturbation or Sexy Selfies?
Blood Play or Breath Play?
Face fucking or Anal sex?
Leather or PVC?
Morning Sex or Evening Sex?
Clothes on or
Clothes off?

carpemermaidartref:

NSFW November!

1. Cuddles (naked)
2. Kiss (naked)
3. First time
4. Masturbation
5. Blow job
6. Clothed getting off
7. Dressed/naked (half dressed)
8. Skype sex
9. Against the wall
10. Doggy style
11. Dom/sub
12. Fingering
13. Rimming
14. 69
15. Sweet and passionate
16. In public place
17. On the floor
18. Morning lazy sex
19. Outdoors, woods, parks, gardens
20. Your own kink
21. Shower sex
22. On the desk
23. Trying new position
24. Shy
25. With toys
26. Boring sex
27. Rough, biting, scratch
28. Role playing
29. With food
30. Whatever pleases you

darthsuki:

[Inspired by this list]

We all have characters that we adore, characters that we (admit it) have a crush on. From young fans to old, there’s nothing wrong with writing, drawing, and otherwise creating something celebrating your love for a character. 

This list serves to give anyone an excuse to show a little self-insert love! Feel free to mix and match the following prompts to make a monthly challenge or simply do all of them at your own pace.

SFW

1. First meeting
2. First date
3. Learning secrets 
4. Caught in the rain
5. Discussion of family plans
6. Meeting the parents
7. Anniversary 
8. Teaching eachother 
9. Cuddling
10. Kisses
11. Roadtrip / Vacation
12. On a team together
13. Arguments
14. Teasing / Playing pranks
15. Biggest fears
16. First “I love you.” 
17. Holiday celebrations
18. Comforting eachother
19. Movie date
20. Dinner date
21. Playing games together
22. Massage
23. You getting sick / Taking care of them
24. Driving skills
25. Childhood discussion

NSFW

1. First time having sex together
2. Discussion of sex life
3. Their favorite kink
4. Your favorite kink
5. Safeword choices
6. Caregiver kink (Daddy/Mommy)
7. Petplay
8. Bondage
9. Sex toys
10. Voyuerism/Exhibitionism
11. Alpha/Omega, going into heat
12. Military/Authoritarian kink
13. Roleplay
14. Skype / Phone sex
15. Laughing during sex
16. Edgeplay
17. Pregnancy / Oviposition kink
18. Masturbation
19. Habits 
20. Threesome / Orgy
21. Possessiveness
22. Watersports
23. “I didn’t realize I was into that.”
24. Body Worship
25. “I read about this on the internet.”

splattermemes:

a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.

• “If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”
• “Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”
  
• “Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”
  
• “It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”
• “What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”
  
• “NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”
  
• “You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”
  
• “I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”
  
• “Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”
• “Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”
  
• “Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”
• “If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”
• “Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”
• “You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.” 
• “Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”

• “You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”
• “You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”
• “If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”
  
• “Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”
• “I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”
• “Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”
  
• “Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”
  

melamemea:

foreplay .

• “ touch my dick — ”
• “ i didn’t want you to stop… ”
• “ do you like that? ”
• “ i want you so badly right now ”
• “ i’m so hard for you / i’m so wet for you ”
• “ get on top of me — ”
• “ you’re so hot ”
• “ god that feels nice… ”
• “ put your hands on me ”
• “ put your mouth on me ”
• “ can you blow me? ”
• “ i want to feel your tongue ”
• “ lick me — ”
• “ you’re so wet right now ”
• “ you’re so hard right now ”
• “ i’m so horny right now ”
• “ i wanna fuck you so hard… and so long… ”
• “ i wanna feel your dick inside me ”

in the act .

• “ god that’s so good. ”
• “ fuck. ”
• “ take it easy…”
• “ you’re so tight… ”
• “ use your hands on me —”
• “ use your mouth more… ”
• “ god that’s good ”
• “ you’re really into this… aren’t you? ”
• “ i love the way you suck my cock ”
• “ i love the way you eat me out ”
• “ your tongue feels so nice around me / inside me ”
• “ spank me — ”
• “ turn around… ”
• “ get on your back for me ”
• “ get on your knees? ”
• “ how’s that? ”
• “ a little slower… ” 
• “ can we grind for a moment…? ”
• “ i love the way your hips bounce on top of me ”
• “ your ass is so hot ”
• “ how deep can you take me ? ”
• “ i’m so hard right now… ”
• “ i’m so wet right now… ”

• “ god i’m gonna cum soon— ”

• “ don’t stop — ”
• “ keep going. keep going. ”
• “ come here… kiss me. ”
• “ give me your hands. ”
• “ cum inside me. ”
• “ you want me to cum in your mouth? ”

aftermath .

• “ was that okay? ”
• “ did you have fun? ”
• “ want some water? ”
• “ you’re trembling… ”
• “ that was — something alright. ”
• “ god… i’m beat. ”
• “ did you bring a towel? ”
• “ wanna share a shower? ”
• “ stay inside me for a little while… ”
• “ come here ~ ”
• “ did you come ? ”
• “ kiss me…? ”
• “ oh god you’re so sweaty — ”
• “ could you rub my back? ”
• “ let me wipe that off you… ”
• “ that was so good… ”
• “ we are so doing that again… ”
• “ ready for another round? ”