Bc lemme tell ya. I’d much rather die from needing to have a dick in me for a week, than lose blood, be angry, be salty, have weird mood swings and cravings for a week. Needing to be fucked for a week straight would be SO MUCH BETTER than having a period.
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) Bayek likes to lay there with you, gently stroking any part of you he can reach as the two of you just talk.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) He likes his chest because you seem to like it so much XD He really likes your hands, especially when they’re holding onto him.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) He has a thing for cumming inside you and then seeing his cum drip out onto your thighs.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) One of his fantasies is to have sex with you on a boat in the middle of the Nile at midnight.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Bayek had only ever been with Aya before you, so he doesn’t have a lot of experience in that sense but you’re never disappointed.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) Anything where you’re on top.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) He’ll be more serious during but is more humorous after.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) He prefers to leave things au naturel.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) He likes lots of eye contact and will tell you how much he loves you.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) He doesn’t masturbate very often but when he does it’s very quick and intense.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Loves when you scratch your nails down his back, especially if you leave marks.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) Anywhere where the two of you can be alone and uninterrupted.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) A few well-placed touches as you whisper in his ear is all it takes.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Threesomes. He doesn’t want to share you, nor does he want anyone but you.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Would much rather give than receive, and will have you screaming his name.
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) He’ll start slow but the closer to orgasm he gets the faster he goes.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) He loves a quickie!
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) He’s not one to shy from experimenting or risk taking, so long as no one will get hurt!
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) He’s got amazing stamina! Bayek can last for hours and go for multiple rounds.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) He doesn’t like toys and won’t use them. Not that you mind, he’s more than enough.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Bayek doesn’t tease often but when he does he’s merciless.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Lots of grunts and moans, along with adoring words of love.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) He’s a sucker for spooning.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Very thick and it stretches you beautifully.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) At least four times a week, sometimes all on the same night.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He’ll wait until you fall asleep first.
KAY GET READY CUZ WE ABOUT GET REAL DIRTY HERE * CRACKS KNUCKLES *
It’s the first time I’ve done random headcanons such as these so I had lots of. Thank you for the request! Might do more if I get interesting questions akjsndaksjdn SORRY IF I GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY WITH ARNO AND JACOB OKAY I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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– Heavy impregnation/breeding kink, hints about how much he’d love to make a mother out of you, so he almost always ends up cumming inside of you. Feels good for his ego. Bonus points because it never gets boring with him. The Grandmaster is quite… Creative.
– Power play. Wants to fight you for dominance, squirming and twisting in bed in a rough play. Has let you win more than a few times, but just because he loves the little smug grin you give him way too much. Quite demanding when he lets you take control, after all, it’s a privilege to dominate someone, is it not? Will never admit it, but likes it a bit too much when you hug him from behind after sex.
– Hints of pet play. Absolutely adores stroking and caressing you, hand light and gentle as if touching a cat. Wouldn’t mind putting you in a leash, sometimes he needs more than your hair to pull you to suck him.
– Wouldn’t have problems with a bit exhibitionism. Very probably wouldn’t agree on sharing you, but the idea of being watched as you make love can get him going… Pretty quickly.
ok so y’know how it’s such a common superbat trope where “CLARK = THE SUN” and he’s described as radiant and pure and Bruce is all “hhhhh so beautiful so bright how can i even begin to compare to thee” yeah
like, imagine that typical scene where Bruce compares Clark to the sun and- i’m so sorry i’m laughing at my own dumb, but stay with me here– Clark just cheekily quips about giving Bruce some “vitamin D” AAAAY