batman-in-my-basement:

voice kink ust things i adore:

  • when one half of your otp calls the other up when the callee’s half awake and the caller goes really quiet over their scratchy voice/soft groans because um
  • when one half of your otp is literally moaning over really good food and the other gets massively distracted from whatever they were doing
  • one giggles/chuckles at just the right timbre to leave the other loosening their collar and squirming in their seat and wondering why
  • one whispering instructions in the other’s ear and the other needing the instructions repeated because they caught exactly nothing of what was just said
  • inappropriately timed boner/weak knees/what-have-you because holy shit did person B just growl?
  • person A sighs/moans/purrs person B’s name for unrelated reasons. person B needs a moment. or twenty.

hey, Ahk! hope you’re doin’ well and that you don’t mind me stoppin’ by to ask some questions! what’s your favorite position? do you prefer to take things slow and soft or fast and hard? who’s the dirtier talker between you and Eliz? and what was your first time together like? -24hourshipping

A blinding smile forms on Ahk’s face and he opens his arms wide in a gesture of welcome.

“Liv, my dear friend! I am doing quite well, thank you!! Oh but of course! You are always welcome here! And your questions are always welcome as well, of course~”

Upon hearing all of the lovely questions, Ahk can’t help but laugh and grin mischievously.

“My my, curious aren’t we? Not that I mind~ Well let’s answer them in order shall we?

It’s rather difficult to choose a favorite position, seeing as there are so many I absolutely adore, and they each have their pros and cons. I love Eliz riding me because it affords me the privilege of holding her against me as she showcases her extraordinary strength in fucking herself on my cock, and I love missionary because I can look her directly in the eyes and see every exquisite expression she makes, and I love doggy style because that position allows me the most fabulous view of my goddess’s luscious ass and thighs but I can’t see her face.”

Ahk pauses for a second, he considers something and snaps his fingers before continuing.

“Well that’s not quite true, I can see her face if I fuck her in front of a mirror, which we love to do quite often actually! Anyways,

The pace we set is entirely determined by our need and which one of us is in a more dominant mood. For example, if I’m the dominant one and I’m feeling quite affectionate, we will go slow and soft but if I’m feeling quite frisky and aroused I’ll take her hard and fast. It works much the same way for Eliz.”

At the next question, Ahk bites his lip and giggles slightly.

“Eliz may be a bit shy at times during sex, but once she gets going, her mouth is absolutely filthy! She’ll say the most delightfully sinful things and it’s fantastic! Though I will say that I’m the one who usually starts dirty talking, and it usually turns into a bit of a competition almost, to see who can make the other blush more. I usually win because I know exactly what to say to make her speechless”, he straightens up in pride, “It’s a gift~”

The last question makes Ahk stop for a moment. He closes his eyes for a moment, and when he opens them there’s a look of pure adoration on his face.

“Our first time”, he begins, “Was perfect. It was slightly awkward, and we were both so very nervous, but in the end it was perfect. I can still remember how the both of us laughed and joked to try and steel our nerves, and I remember how afraid I was that she would find me lacking. She didn’t, of course, but the fear was there all the same. What I remember most though, was how surprised Eliz was by my reaction to seeing her bare for the first time. I was stunned into silence, I could do little more than gape like a dying fish and my poor goddess assumed I was disturbed or disgusted. She asked me ‘Is it really that bad?’ and all I could do was stutter ‘Not at all, you are divine’. She was shocked and even more so when reverently began to kiss her body, finally she realized how beautiful she was, no, how beautiful she is to me. I strive to make her feel that way every time, and thus far I do believe I’ve succeeded!”

He beams, content with his answers, and he inclines his head respectfully to his friend who asked the questions.

“Thank you Liv, those questions were excellent, and I had so much fun answering them!”

Hey Ahkmenrah, what are your favourite kinks to act on in the bedroom, or do you prefer vanilla sex? 👀 👀 [kaijugetsdirty]

Ahk steeples his hands and cocks his head to one side, a playful expression on his face.

“You know, it’s rather odd I feel, because while our kinks aren’t ‘vanilla’ by any means, there are many couples who have far more kinks than we do. It’s quite fascinating really! Anyways, our favorite and most indulged kink is probably overstimulation. There really is little that is more satisfying to me than bringing my goddess to bliss and then continuing to pleasure her until she can scarcely think straight.”

He looks thoughtful for a moment.

“We rather like exhibitionism as well, though we don’t indulge in that kink very often. We’re rather possessive of each other you see, and at times the people we allow to watch us try to get handsy, which doesn’t end well for them”, he finishes that statement with a wicked laugh.

“Oooh and pegging is a fun kink as well, and Eliz doesn’t need a strap-on, she can create her own functioning cock out of her magical energy! That’s a personal favorite of mine~”

Ahk chooses to stop there, knowing that if he continues he’ll be talking and gushing for hours.