DIALOG PROMPTS / NSFW

owlespresso:

Some of these are very dumb/not meant to be serious lol. Enjoy.

  1. “Hush, angel.”
  2. “Shh. You don’t want the others to hear us, right?”
  3. “Just let it happen, alright?”
  4. “Stop trying to fuck everything that moves!”
  5. “Relax. I’ll take care of you.”
  6. “You left too many hickies on me!”
  7. “Come closer. I don’t bite.”
  8. “Aah!! Don’t bite so hard!”
  9. “I’m gonna show you a whole new world… of sex.”
  10. “We are not going skinny dipping.”
  11. “A l-little faster, please!”
  12. ”Are you bending over like that on purpose, or…?”
  13. “We gotta cuddle for warmth, y’know?”
  14. “Your chest is so squishy!”
  15. “Do you like it when they watch?”
  16. “I am NOT wearing that.”
  17. “You’re drunk. Stop grinding on me.”
  18. “Begone, thot.”
  19. “I showed you my dick and you have the nerve to call me a thot!”
  20. “Sriracha sauce is not meant to be used in this fashion!”

devilmaynutt:

I feel really bad I’m supposed to be doing nsfw audio for people but school has been taking up so much of my time.

Hey my dude, please don’t feel bad about that! You have a life outside of tumblr and the internet and if anyone gets upset at you for not making those audios faster, you can direct them to me so I can unleash the full fury of my wrath upon their dumb ass~

Your followers will understand, I’m sure~

Plus! You know what they say; ‘good things come to those who wait’~😘

The Bat Penis: How Big is it?

thehadrianx:

vandarboobens:

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Based on the recent comic, we now know enough about the bat-schlong to do some maths.

First to establish a reference point. The average American Man’s thumb is 1 inch wide (x). I estimated the shape of the thumb based on the angle of the shot (estimate of shape is the blue outline). His thumb is probably about 29 pixels wide, but could be up to 40 pixels wide based on the angle of the shot.

The bat penis is roughly 130 pixels long from base to tip, assuming a top-down view. We can estimate how big the schlong is in inches by using:

[Were Thumb Length (Inch) = 1]

130/29 = 4.48 inches ; 130/40 = 3.25 inches

Based on this we can assume that the Bat-Schlong, when flaccid, is between 3.25 and 4.48 inches long.

The study does not account for ambient temperature, or which side of the shower/grower boundary Batman falls on, but I would say that 4.5 inches soft is…. at least worth further study.

Quality post.