GET READY LADS CUZ HERE WE GO (ps i know i did a couple of these already but FUCK IT WE’RE DOING ALL OF THEM AIGHT LMAO)

ALso under a cut cuz it be looooong~

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Ahk is a cuddly and relaxed after sex, he’s all about making sure I’m ok and making sure I’m satisfied and happy. He’ll nuzzle my neck and ask how I feel, and most of the time my answer is a sleepy “I feel great~”, but on the rare occasion where I’m not satisfied, he just smirks and says “Well, allow me to remedy that” and he makes sure that I’m good~ All in all tho, he’s very cuddly and loving after sex!

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Ok so Ahk’s the kind of guy that would be like “I love every part of you!” But he’s DEFINITELY an ass man!! He loves my ass, and he’s very open about that fact. A lot of the clothes he’s picked out for me are form fitting and he loves leggings and yoga pants for this very reason. Not to say he doesn’t like my boobs and stuff, he’s just more passionate about da booty~ 

As for his favorite part of himself, that’s a bit harder, cuz Ahk doesn’t really see himself as the sexy, gorgeous, beauty of a man that everyone else does. But I think he likes his legs best, they’re very muscular and toned and he’s able to run in high heels so that should be a great example of his strength! 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Yo I have a cum kink, not gonna lie, so I LOVE IT when Ahk cums on my face or in my mouth, like it is unbelievably hot to me. I’ve taken numerous pics of me grinning with my face dripping jizz and Ahk blissed out in the background! I have way too much fun when it comes to cum~ Ooh and also, when Ahk cums inside of me, he sometimes eats me out afterwards and it’s so sexy, he’ll gladly lick the cum off my face too if I ask (tho I really don’t have to ask, he’ll do it anyways~) “I have to clean you up, my goddess~” is his reasoning, but I’m sure he has a cum kink at this point now too!! He’s the same way when I squirt too, and the first time I did it, he got it right in his face and he looked shocked for a minute before this wicked grin settled on his face and he said lowly, “I wonder how many times I can make you do that” Lets just say I couldn’t walk for a while after that~

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Ahk doesn’t really have any dirty secrets to be honest! Ancient Egyptians were very open about talking about most things, including sex, so Ahk doesn’t have any secrets of that nature.

However he has a story about the time during the festival of Sekhmet when he snuck out of the palace and got super drunk and ended up running through the countryside butt naked! Luckily no one knew it was him, but it was a story that was widely told and Ahk had a vietnam flashback every time it was mentioned cuz no one knew he was the one from the story and it put the fear of the gods into him lmao

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Ahk never took a wife during his rule, and he never found anyone that he was interested in sleeping with, even tho many people threw themselves at him. So he was a virgin, the same as I was. Though he knew what he was doing, probably because as I mention above, sex was openly discussed in ancient Egypt, so Ahk would have pretty good knowledge about it, as well as him knowing that the main thing is communicating with your partner, which he’s very good at. He knew exactly what he was doing and he was so gentle and patient that it helped me too! Not to say I was completely inexperienced, I knew what to do, I’d just never actually had anyone that wanted to do it with me lol

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

This one is my fave~

And this is one of Ahk’s! 

Any face to face position is one we enjoy as well as positions where our bodies can be super close to each other~

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

I’m more goofy than Ahk is tbh, I’ll crack jokes or make random noises and Ahk thinks it’s adorable! He’ll make a few jokes here and there, but his thing is tickling, he’s always one to start tickling me or lightly pinching my thighs to make me jump in surprise, and it never fails to send me into a huge fit of laughter~ Sometimes tho, the mood is more sensual, at which point neither of us are interested in being funny.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Ahk is /meticulous/ about hair and stuff. He shaves his legs, his arms, and of course his pubic hair too. As to why, he just doesn’t like having hair anywhere but on his head, I even told him that if he was doing it for me he didn’t have to, but he just smiled and said “I do it for myself, dearest one, it makes me feel more comfortable in my own skin”. And after that I understood, and I sit with him as he does his grooming routine~ (Tho there was a time when we were so busy that he didn’t have time to be as meticulous as he usually is, and I shall confirm that the carpet matches the drapes~)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Ahk adores eye contact, he /needs/ to see my face at all times during sex, even when we do it doggy style he sets up a mirror so he see my face and I can see his! Also he loves to press his forehead to mine, and he’ll whisper and groan out affirmations and beautiful words about how he’s feeling. It makes me feel so loved and honestly it makes me feel gorgeous~ I think the only time Ahk breaks eye contact with me is to kiss some part of my or nuzzle my body (like between my breasts as I ride him)

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Ahk rarely jacks off, it’s usually when we’ve been apart for a while and even then he has to call me or vid chat with me. He says when he pleasures himself it feels “lacking” as he says, and that he needs to see me and/or hear me so he can pretend I’m there. And I’m the same way, I need something that smells like him or I need his voice or else it’s super hard to be satisfied. In the end jacking off mostly ends up with both of us feeling horny and disappointed and desperate for actual sex lol

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Oho. Ohohoho. OHOHOHOHOHO, this is a loaded question cuz Ahk has a lot of kinks!!! He has a biting kink, a creampie kink, he’s a size king (because of me!!), he’s got an exhibition kink (also because of me!!!), and he’s a monster fucker, case in point the fact that when he looks at me in my monstrous form, he gets hard and clingy~ It’s hilarious to see him cuddling up to me when I look like I crawled out of an H.P Lovecraft novel, and he’s got a boner and man I love Ahkmenrah~

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Literally anywhere in our house, seriously. We’ve fucked on the roof, we don’t play games lmao 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

My claws, my fangs, me beating the shit outta someone, me showcasing my powers, me singing, me owning someone in a battle of wits, me showing how smart I am, me speaking Egyptian; Basically me. I turn him on lmao, everything I do is sexy to him and I feel the same way towards my Cupcake~

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Noncon, extreme bondage, degradation, and pee and scat stuff are all extremely off the table. Noncon should be self explanatory but just to shed light on all of them Ahk is firmly against rape in any form and he gets angry at the mere thought of even roleplaying as raping someone, and I feel the same way. Extreme bondage is a no cuz neither of us particularly enjoy being tied up, degradation is a no cuz Ahk can’t stomach the thought of calling me a derogatory name even in a roleplay scenario, he said and I quote, “I would rather disembowel myself that call you such disrespectful things!” And pee and scat stuff is gross. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Oh well now, this is a great question~ Ahk adores giving oral, it’s his favorite thing to do! He could and WOULD eat me out for hours if I let him, he gets off from it! He’s orgasmed simply from going down on me, and he gets so into it, it’s fuckin hot~ I love blowing him too, but Ahk will always pick giving over receiving, tho he won’t turn down a blowjob if it’s offered of course, and we both adore the 69 position as well! As for skill, my god Ahk is a MASTER, that tongue of his is incredible, I always end up with a hoarse voice from screaming so loudly after Ahk eats my pussy~ Oh and he loves to tease me with dirty jokes about it “Dinner was lovely but I’m hungry for dessert. Take off your pants, my goddess~”

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Ahk is a little of both, it depends on his mood tbh. He leans a little more towards slow and sensual I would say tho. He’s patient, and he’s much more focused on my pleasure than his own, so he usually picks the option that will make me cum the most~

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He has nothing against quickies per say, but he finds them lacking most of the time. And that’s also the problem he has with them: time. Ahk is a romantic at heart, intent on giving his all to bring me to sheer ecstasy every time, and in his opinion a quickie just isn’t enough time to work his magic. Sure a quickie’s great for when we haven’t seen each other in a while and we’re desperate for some intimacy, but Ahk would much rather throw me on the bed and make proper love to me~

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

This depends on what you mean by risk. If it could possibly harm either of us or put us in an uncomfortable situation, then absolutely not. But if you mean like having sex in a place where we might get caught, then hell yeah~ We love thie rush that comes with being watched, and we’ve let people watch us before as well! Though they can never quite remember all the details, only flashes of sensual scenes that they’re desperate to relive~

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

MAN’S GOT NO LUNGS MY DUDES he can go for as long as we want!! Sometimes that’s an hour, sometimes 4 or 5, we’ve got a lot of energy together~ Ahk lasts pretty long actually, he’s got excellent control and he can hold off on cumming for awhile, tho most of the time I whisper in his ear to get him to let go just cuz I love watching his jaw fall open and his breathing get more labored as he climaxes~

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Oh dear sweet lads, I have a collection of toys~ We use them pretty often actually! We’ve had a session where we masturbated together just for the hell of it, we’ve used a double ended dildo before (Ahk loved that one~), and we have a few ejaculating dildos as well! Ahk’s favorite toys are the remote controlled vibes we have, and we enjoy walking around and teasing each other with a vibe deep inside us~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Ah the pharaoh can be cruel at times, he likes to tease, but also he can’t resist my look of “please fuck me already”. He loses his nerve cuz as cute as I am when I’m impatient, he doesn’t want to disappoint me and thus he keeps the teasing to a minimum, most of the time~

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Yo my husband is LOUD in bed, like he will scream and shout and cry and keen and any other noise you could think of! He knows how much I adore men moaning and so he never silences himself, why would he? He wants me to know what he’s feeling so he lets me know! By gasping and panting like the beautiful treasure he is~

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Oooh a random hc, let’s see here: Oooh! Ahk knows that I’m self conscious about my weight, so he decided to show me that he didn’t give a rat’s ass about my weight, by picking me up and pistoning his dick into me like a fuckin jackhammer!! And the whole time he was growling in my ear “See? If your weight was a problem could I do this?! All the people who berated you are WEAK AND FEEBLE, I am the only one worthy of such beauty as you, my lovely sesen~” (sesen means lotus btw lol) 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

YO I’M WORKING ON A PIC OF AHK’S DICK BUT IT’S NOT DONE SO I SHALL DESCRIBE: Ahkmenrah is 8 inches long and VERY thick, uncircumcised, with his foreskin kinda folding up just above the ridges of the head of his cock (it’s super cute, one time I said it looked a lil like a flower and he blushed so badly lmfao), he’s a grower believe it or not, and when he’s flaccid he doesn’t seem like he’ll be as big as he is (his dick be all like SURPRISE!! lol), and when erect his cock has this very pleasing upward curve! Basically Ahk’s dick is just as stupidly gorgeous as the rest of him, and I tell him as much~ 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

HahahaahHAHAHAHAHAHHA WELL LEMME TELL YA, apparently being immortal means you’re very horny all the time, or maybe it was the half a century of being utterly touch starved, but either way, Ahk has a high sex drive, we go at it once a day at least, and in between he’ll be feeling me up or touching me just because (which is nice but also it goes from ‘hey i’m gonna give you a massage’ to ‘yeah now i’m rolling your nipples between my fingers and squeezing your tits, it’s a titty massage now’ not that i mind tho lol) I have a super high sex drive too so it’s all good~

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Funnily enough Ahk wants to talk after sex most days! He falls asleep if I do, but only after admiring the peaceful expression on my face. And chances are that I’ll wake up with his boner grinding against my ass or I’ll wake up horny and I’ll wake him up so he can help me~ So usually he doesn’t fall asleep very quickly afterwards, unless there were different circumstances than usual.

Woo! That was fun!! And it turned out really well I think!!